tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-235206362024-03-13T15:32:04.669-05:00One mahout, One Ox : ஓரு யானைப்பாகன், ஒரு எருதுDonkey Spoiled = Small WallUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-39520248207433374312008-02-20T11:36:00.001-06:002008-02-20T11:42:58.244-06:00Somebody should stop ARR from doing anymore "period" filmsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-84616649728779151072007-03-26T00:35:00.000-05:002007-03-26T12:35:12.423-05:00Hmmm....When the WC schedule came, there were widespread speculations that the schedule is rigged, given the dates for Super 8 matches and how the 1st and 2nd places in various pools will fall out.<br /><br />Then, Pakistan got eliminated. At this point, the popular opinion was India will not be eliminated given the impact it will have on the economics of WC, if that should happen.<br /><br />And then India got eliminated. So what now?<br /><br />ICC rigged it to eliminate India just to dis-prove the previous 2 (conspiracy) theories. Somehow, we believe in coincidences more than in randomness.<br /><br />Pakistan getting eliminated was randomness. India getting eliminated was more than a coincidence.<br /><br />Again, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-30732636383613485592007-03-14T16:32:00.000-05:002007-03-14T16:32:54.694-05:00J.D. - Funniest man in sitcoms......after Seinfeld, ofcourse<p style="font-style: italic;"> J.D.: Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy!?</p><p style="font-style: italic;">Turk: [close-up] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred, the Butler.</p><p style="font-style: italic;">J.D.: [with English accent] Damn you...sir.</p><p>More <a href="http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/"><span style="font-style: italic;">here</span></a>.<a href="http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></a><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-61696004730031673032007-03-01T20:27:00.000-06:002007-03-01T20:46:46.715-06:00How Fox pulled a Sun!Long commercial breaks,<br />Extremely slow paced,<br />Adhigaprsangi kids,<br />Animated contestants,<br /><a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0958228/"><br />Oh! Jeff, where's your wit? </a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-63150273499081810422007-03-01T17:18:00.000-06:002007-03-01T20:48:11.160-06:00Not bad!<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Down</span> <a href="http://boomboommadu.blogspot.com/2006/08/parting-advice-from-parents-start.html">16 in 6...</a><br /><br /><a href="http://boomboommadu.blogspot.com/2006/09/thought-of-day.html">What say now!</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-37376757859571700052007-02-28T17:00:00.001-06:002007-02-28T17:00:26.006-06:0051 matches, 40 days, 16 teams, 4 groups, 3 good games. If that. What has cricket WC come to? Or is it me?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-27852122690020815982007-02-12T17:29:00.000-06:002007-02-12T11:50:15.225-06:00They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.When Brian Fantana talks about his new cologne, "Sex Panther by Odeon", that's what he says in the highly underrated "<a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0357413/">Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy</a>". And now read <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17115245/">this</a>:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Those who napped for about half an hour at least three times weekly had a 37 percent lower risk of dying from heart attacks or other heart problems than those who did not nap."</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-68245671137691993452007-02-09T11:27:00.000-06:002007-01-29T21:59:47.176-06:00OH!I didn't know 'madrasi' is derogatory. <span style="font-style: italic;">Soru, soru dhan, chappathi, chappthi dhan!!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-7129489861789060492007-01-26T16:28:00.001-06:002007-01-26T16:29:50.830-06:00It's yellow and it stinks!The effect of asparagus soup...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-33257991641750423232007-01-21T10:15:00.000-06:002007-01-21T10:17:52.027-06:00Guru<a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0117318/">The People vs. Larry Flint</a>, Indianized.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-62483714584816171702007-01-10T10:34:00.000-06:002007-01-10T10:52:39.243-06:00Got this as an e-mail forwardI don't know the source!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Courier New';"></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">1975 Jan 1</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">It is about five in the morning. Father (I am not bothering with names)woke up with a start. Many years had passed since he had founded the orphanage.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">He had named it "X-Orphanage", a rather funny name. But looking back ,everything about his life seemed funny now. Hearing some noise outside, Father decided to have a look.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">A child lay there in front of the orphanage. It was a girl. Seeing her abandoned like this in the cold morning ,Father felt a sense of anger for the the merciless being who had thrown her away like this. He took her in his arms. He would raise her like his own child.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">17 Years Later</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">The girl has grown up now. She is now staying in a hostel. She meets a man and falls in love with him. She gets pregnant. The man disappears.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">She is thrown out of the Hostel.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Father comes and takes her back to the orphanage. She gives birth to a girl but the baby is mysteriously stolen. Unable to bear all this, the Father commits suicide.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Due to some problems concerning the delivery, the girl went to see a Doctor. The doctor having examined her ,said with a sad expression on his face, "Adrenalo Sytosis, a serious case of hormone imbalance". An operation was performed in which the doctor had to change the sex of the patient.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The girl was now transformed to a man.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The man was very depressed because he had lost his child, the father had committed suicide, his lover had betrayed him , he had to change sex and so on. He eventually took to drinking.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">One day he saw that a new bar had opened in his locality. The name of the bar was 'Sangeetha Bar'. He went inside. There he saw a bearded man.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The bearded man told him that he had a Time Machine and that he could take it. He accepted the gift from the bearded man. He decided to go to the past (to the year 1992)and started the Time Machine.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">1992</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">The man arrives with the Time Machine in the year 1992.There he meets a girl (the same girl who has now become the man) and falls in love with her.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The girl gets pregnant. The man, unwilling to marry her ,leaves the town. He goes to another city, earns some money and come backs to the city where the girl lives. He wants to conceal his identity ,so he has grown a beard.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">He starts a bar named 'Sangeetha Bar'. When he was sitting in the bar, a man comes (the same man who was earlier the girl). He gives the Time machine to the man. The man starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Suddenly a man wearing a mask comes to the bar. He points a gun at the bearded man .He says that he has a Time Machine and he will take the bearded man to the past. Taking the bearded man with him, the masked man starts the Time Machine.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">When they reach the past, the masked man gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away. The bearded man finds himself in front of X-Orphanage. He goes inside and finds a woman (the same woman who later becomes the man) lying there with her new born baby. It is a girl. He takes the girl and starts the Time Machine to go to the past (to the year 1975).</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />1975 Jan 1</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">The bearded man arrives with the girl. He leaves her in front of X-Orphanage. He joins a college, studies hard and becomes a doctor. One day a woman was brought to the hospital. He examines her and finds that it is a serious case of 'Adrenalo Sytosis'. He performs an operation in which he changes her sex. He then starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">He arrives at a time of great famine and suffering Seeing all this, he decides to become a priest and to serve the people. He starts an orphanage and names it 'X-Orphanage'.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">One day(1975 Jan 1), he finds a girl lying in front of the orphanage. He takes her and brings her up like his own child.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">One day he hears that the girl is pregnant and is thrown out of the hostel. He brings her back to X-Orphanage. She gives birth to a girl.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The Father wants to go to the future. He wears a mask, takes a gun and starts the Time Machine. He reaches in front of 'Sangeetha Bar'. He goes inside and forces the bearded man to travel along with him to the past.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Reaching the past, he feels guilty about forcing the bearded man to come with him. He gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">When he returns, he hears the sad news that the baby is stolen. Unable to bear the sorrow ,he commits suicide.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-2291218106368005412007-01-04T16:23:00.000-06:002007-01-04T16:28:12.530-06:00The Knights of ProsperityI hope <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0494287/">it</a> gets good ratings and sustains! People, i urge you to watch it...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-35855696757639568492007-01-02T20:20:00.000-06:002007-01-04T16:22:25.437-06:00Get off my treadmill!Resolutions and crowded gyms....bah!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-89909750619855992022006-12-28T22:40:00.000-06:002006-12-28T22:58:02.671-06:00At the gym locker<em>"Hey, how's it goin'....haven't seen you in a while"</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Yeah, been kind of busy lately...."</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Oh yeah? Busy at work?"</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Yeah...kind of...."</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"What routine are you doin' today?"</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Jus' gonna swim...."</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Nice....we should do laps sometime"</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"I jus' learnt...not doin' laps yet....still in the practice pool..."</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"That's cool...." *awkward pause*</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"Alrity then...take it easy"</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>"See ya around!"</em><br /><br />Normally, this conversation wouldn't be out of ordinary, except that this is the first time I'm talking to that person. I kept looking over my shoulders the whole time I was there.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-42765616376712906252006-12-14T15:58:00.000-06:002006-12-14T16:00:59.369-06:00Punchline for the day<span style="font-style: italic;">"Before I started working with you guys, I thought Visa was a credit card and I-90 was an interstate."</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-31647754203926705782006-12-06T11:31:00.000-06:002006-12-06T11:34:20.619-06:00You know you are ready for winter when you feel 30 F as pleasant.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-26197297525985551402006-11-20T21:19:00.000-06:002006-11-20T21:26:59.526-06:00Casino RoyaleESPN 2 World Championship of Poker...<br /><br />On second thoughts it's more Bravo's Celebrity Poker...<br /><br />No punch lines, no hot girls, no sleek gadgets, no sizzling scenes...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-86554799208978928362006-11-15T13:35:00.000-06:002006-11-15T13:38:59.799-06:00Such philosophy!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/11/15/"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1404/2871/400/ch951115.0.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-83987349206172145322006-11-15T07:44:00.000-06:002006-11-15T07:48:39.650-06:00What the <a href="http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/ausveng/content/story/267867.html">hell</a> is <a href="http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/ausveng/content/story/267928.html">wrong</a> with <a href="http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/ausveng/content/player/21585.html">Trescothick</a>?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-69969483303473691322006-11-13T15:05:00.000-06:002006-11-13T15:04:17.293-06:00Bachelor partyI'm like that Capt. Koons from "The Gold Watch" episode in Pulp Fiction. I need to find Butch.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-36137773073906035772006-10-30T17:27:00.000-06:002006-10-30T17:28:36.520-06:00I have no idea who said this, but its damn funny...The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of time and energy. And what do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way, and then you'd live in an old-folks home. You'd get kicked out when you were too young. Then, you'd get a gold watch and go to work. You'd work forty years until you were young enough to enjoy it to the fullest, then you'd retire. You'd drink alcohol, party, and get ready for high school, and after high school, you'd go to grade school. Next, you'd become a kid; you'd play, have no responsibilities, and you'd become a little baby. You'd go back into the womb, where you'd spend your last nine months floating... Then you'd finish off as an orgasm. Now <i>that</i> is the way life oughta be!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-82899144681532017242006-10-30T17:09:00.000-06:002006-10-30T17:22:36.035-06:00Weekend conundrumWho will you rather be - <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0111161/">Andy Dufresne</a> or <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0162222/">Chuck Noland</a>?<br /><br />Would you spend 30 years of your life in a prison for a crime you might not have commited or would you rather spend 4 years in an island all by yourself without any human contact?<br /><br />A bunch of us discussed this pressing moral quagmire in an inebriated state. Each of us had a different take -<br />"No human contact vs. human contact of the unwanted kind"...<br />"De-humanizing loneliness or de-humanizing prison life"...<br />"4 years vs. 30 years"...<br />"I'll go crazy without human contact for 4 years!"...<br />"I don't want to get <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rear-end">rear-ended</a>!"...<br />"I would get to kiss Helen Hunt"...<br />"I can't swim"...<br /><br />At the end of it, lot of us prefered loneliness over getting abused. What's your choice?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-78246418123165334072006-10-30T17:07:00.000-06:002006-10-30T17:09:26.100-06:00Thank you for smokingHilarious <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0427944/">movie</a>. Funny little trivia: Nobody is shown smoking in the whole movie.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-923214379738503122006-10-27T07:47:00.000-05:002006-10-27T07:49:31.197-05:00When art imitates life....again<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006114659027.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1404/2871/400/dilbert2006114659027.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23520636.post-3497568961555328522006-10-26T16:46:00.000-05:002006-10-26T16:45:43.266-05:00My Rob Gordon persona!I was watching <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0146882/">High Fidelity</a> today, again, and hence...<br /><br />All time top 5 <span style="font-style: italic;">item songs*</span> in Tamil, criteria: hot item girl, amazing foot tapping music -<br /><br /><a href="http://www.musicindiaonline.com/p/x/VUmg5F0Zdd.As1NMvHdW/">Pon meni urugudhe</a> / Moondram pirai<br /><a href="http://www.musicindiaonline.com/p/x/1JQgyh4BcS.As1NMvHdW/">Adi rakkama kaiya thattu</a> / Thalabathi<br /><a href="http://www.musicindiaonline.com/p/x/AAIguGRntS.As1NMvHdW/">Thaka thaya thaya</a> / Uyire<br /><a href="http://www.musicindiaonline.com/p/x/r4XggmeoJd.As1NMvHdW/">Humma Humma</a> / Bombay<br />I can't think of any for the fifth spot.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*Item song: A song that is not part of the narration and has a special dancer dancing with the Hero or by herself</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com