Friday, January 26, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Got this as an e-mail forward
I don't know the source!
1975 Jan 1
It is about five in the morning. Father (I am not bothering with names)woke up with a start. Many years had passed since he had founded the orphanage.
He had named it "X-Orphanage", a rather funny name. But looking back ,everything about his life seemed funny now. Hearing some noise outside, Father decided to have a look.
A child lay there in front of the orphanage. It was a girl. Seeing her abandoned like this in the cold morning ,Father felt a sense of anger for the the merciless being who had thrown her away like this. He took her in his arms. He would raise her like his own child.
17 Years Later
The girl has grown up now. She is now staying in a hostel. She meets a man and falls in love with him. She gets pregnant. The man disappears.
She is thrown out of the Hostel.
Father comes and takes her back to the orphanage. She gives birth to a girl but the baby is mysteriously stolen. Unable to bear all this, the Father commits suicide.
Due to some problems concerning the delivery, the girl went to see a Doctor. The doctor having examined her ,said with a sad expression on his face, "Adrenalo Sytosis, a serious case of hormone imbalance". An operation was performed in which the doctor had to change the sex of the patient.
The girl was now transformed to a man.
The man was very depressed because he had lost his child, the father had committed suicide, his lover had betrayed him , he had to change sex and so on. He eventually took to drinking.
One day he saw that a new bar had opened in his locality. The name of the bar was 'Sangeetha Bar'. He went inside. There he saw a bearded man.
The bearded man told him that he had a Time Machine and that he could take it. He accepted the gift from the bearded man. He decided to go to the past (to the year 1992)and started the Time Machine.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1992
The man arrives with the Time Machine in the year 1992.There he meets a girl (the same girl who has now become the man) and falls in love with her.
The girl gets pregnant. The man, unwilling to marry her ,leaves the town. He goes to another city, earns some money and come backs to the city where the girl lives. He wants to conceal his identity ,so he has grown a beard.
He starts a bar named 'Sangeetha Bar'. When he was sitting in the bar, a man comes (the same man who was earlier the girl). He gives the Time machine to the man. The man starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.
Suddenly a man wearing a mask comes to the bar. He points a gun at the bearded man .He says that he has a Time Machine and he will take the bearded man to the past. Taking the bearded man with him, the masked man starts the Time Machine.
When they reach the past, the masked man gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away. The bearded man finds himself in front of X-Orphanage. He goes inside and finds a woman (the same woman who later becomes the man) lying there with her new born baby. It is a girl. He takes the girl and starts the Time Machine to go to the past (to the year 1975).
1975 Jan 1
The bearded man arrives with the girl. He leaves her in front of X-Orphanage. He joins a college, studies hard and becomes a doctor. One day a woman was brought to the hospital. He examines her and finds that it is a serious case of 'Adrenalo Sytosis'. He performs an operation in which he changes her sex. He then starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.
He arrives at a time of great famine and suffering Seeing all this, he decides to become a priest and to serve the people. He starts an orphanage and names it 'X-Orphanage'.
One day(1975 Jan 1), he finds a girl lying in front of the orphanage. He takes her and brings her up like his own child.
One day he hears that the girl is pregnant and is thrown out of the hostel. He brings her back to X-Orphanage. She gives birth to a girl.
The Father wants to go to the future. He wears a mask, takes a gun and starts the Time Machine. He reaches in front of 'Sangeetha Bar'. He goes inside and forces the bearded man to travel along with him to the past.
Reaching the past, he feels guilty about forcing the bearded man to come with him. He gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away.
When he returns, he hears the sad news that the baby is stolen. Unable to bear the sorrow ,he commits suicide.
1975 Jan 1
It is about five in the morning. Father (I am not bothering with names)woke up with a start. Many years had passed since he had founded the orphanage.
He had named it "X-Orphanage", a rather funny name. But looking back ,everything about his life seemed funny now. Hearing some noise outside, Father decided to have a look.
A child lay there in front of the orphanage. It was a girl. Seeing her abandoned like this in the cold morning ,Father felt a sense of anger for the the merciless being who had thrown her away like this. He took her in his arms. He would raise her like his own child.
17 Years Later
The girl has grown up now. She is now staying in a hostel. She meets a man and falls in love with him. She gets pregnant. The man disappears.
She is thrown out of the Hostel.
Father comes and takes her back to the orphanage. She gives birth to a girl but the baby is mysteriously stolen. Unable to bear all this, the Father commits suicide.
Due to some problems concerning the delivery, the girl went to see a Doctor. The doctor having examined her ,said with a sad expression on his face, "Adrenalo Sytosis, a serious case of hormone imbalance". An operation was performed in which the doctor had to change the sex of the patient.
The girl was now transformed to a man.
The man was very depressed because he had lost his child, the father had committed suicide, his lover had betrayed him , he had to change sex and so on. He eventually took to drinking.
One day he saw that a new bar had opened in his locality. The name of the bar was 'Sangeetha Bar'. He went inside. There he saw a bearded man.
The bearded man told him that he had a Time Machine and that he could take it. He accepted the gift from the bearded man. He decided to go to the past (to the year 1992)and started the Time Machine.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1992
The man arrives with the Time Machine in the year 1992.There he meets a girl (the same girl who has now become the man) and falls in love with her.
The girl gets pregnant. The man, unwilling to marry her ,leaves the town. He goes to another city, earns some money and come backs to the city where the girl lives. He wants to conceal his identity ,so he has grown a beard.
He starts a bar named 'Sangeetha Bar'. When he was sitting in the bar, a man comes (the same man who was earlier the girl). He gives the Time machine to the man. The man starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.
Suddenly a man wearing a mask comes to the bar. He points a gun at the bearded man .He says that he has a Time Machine and he will take the bearded man to the past. Taking the bearded man with him, the masked man starts the Time Machine.
When they reach the past, the masked man gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away. The bearded man finds himself in front of X-Orphanage. He goes inside and finds a woman (the same woman who later becomes the man) lying there with her new born baby. It is a girl. He takes the girl and starts the Time Machine to go to the past (to the year 1975).
1975 Jan 1
The bearded man arrives with the girl. He leaves her in front of X-Orphanage. He joins a college, studies hard and becomes a doctor. One day a woman was brought to the hospital. He examines her and finds that it is a serious case of 'Adrenalo Sytosis'. He performs an operation in which he changes her sex. He then starts the Time Machine and goes to the past.
He arrives at a time of great famine and suffering Seeing all this, he decides to become a priest and to serve the people. He starts an orphanage and names it 'X-Orphanage'.
One day(1975 Jan 1), he finds a girl lying in front of the orphanage. He takes her and brings her up like his own child.
One day he hears that the girl is pregnant and is thrown out of the hostel. He brings her back to X-Orphanage. She gives birth to a girl.
The Father wants to go to the future. He wears a mask, takes a gun and starts the Time Machine. He reaches in front of 'Sangeetha Bar'. He goes inside and forces the bearded man to travel along with him to the past.
Reaching the past, he feels guilty about forcing the bearded man to come with him. He gives the Time Machine to the bearded man and runs away.
When he returns, he hears the sad news that the baby is stolen. Unable to bear the sorrow ,he commits suicide.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
The Knights of Prosperity
I hope it gets good ratings and sustains! People, i urge you to watch it...
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Thursday, December 28, 2006
At the gym locker
"Hey, how's it goin'....haven't seen you in a while"
"Yeah, been kind of busy lately...."
"Oh yeah? Busy at work?"
"Yeah...kind of...."
"What routine are you doin' today?"
"Jus' gonna swim...."
"Nice....we should do laps sometime"
"I jus' learnt...not doin' laps yet....still in the practice pool..."
"That's cool...." *awkward pause*
"Alrity then...take it easy"
"See ya around!"
Normally, this conversation wouldn't be out of ordinary, except that this is the first time I'm talking to that person. I kept looking over my shoulders the whole time I was there.
"Yeah, been kind of busy lately...."
"Oh yeah? Busy at work?"
"Yeah...kind of...."
"What routine are you doin' today?"
"Jus' gonna swim...."
"Nice....we should do laps sometime"
"I jus' learnt...not doin' laps yet....still in the practice pool..."
"That's cool...." *awkward pause*
"Alrity then...take it easy"
"See ya around!"
Normally, this conversation wouldn't be out of ordinary, except that this is the first time I'm talking to that person. I kept looking over my shoulders the whole time I was there.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Punchline for the day
"Before I started working with you guys, I thought Visa was a credit card and I-90 was an interstate."
Monday, November 20, 2006
Casino Royale
ESPN 2 World Championship of Poker...
On second thoughts it's more Bravo's Celebrity Poker...
No punch lines, no hot girls, no sleek gadgets, no sizzling scenes...
On second thoughts it's more Bravo's Celebrity Poker...
No punch lines, no hot girls, no sleek gadgets, no sizzling scenes...
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Bachelor party
I'm like that Capt. Koons from "The Gold Watch" episode in Pulp Fiction. I need to find Butch.
Monday, October 30, 2006
I have no idea who said this, but its damn funny...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of time and energy. And what do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way, and then you'd live in an old-folks home. You'd get kicked out when you were too young. Then, you'd get a gold watch and go to work. You'd work forty years until you were young enough to enjoy it to the fullest, then you'd retire. You'd drink alcohol, party, and get ready for high school, and after high school, you'd go to grade school. Next, you'd become a kid; you'd play, have no responsibilities, and you'd become a little baby. You'd go back into the womb, where you'd spend your last nine months floating... Then you'd finish off as an orgasm. Now that is the way life oughta be!!!
Weekend conundrum
Who will you rather be - Andy Dufresne or Chuck Noland?
Would you spend 30 years of your life in a prison for a crime you might not have commited or would you rather spend 4 years in an island all by yourself without any human contact?
A bunch of us discussed this pressing moral quagmire in an inebriated state. Each of us had a different take -
"No human contact vs. human contact of the unwanted kind"...
"De-humanizing loneliness or de-humanizing prison life"...
"4 years vs. 30 years"...
"I'll go crazy without human contact for 4 years!"...
"I don't want to get rear-ended!"...
"I would get to kiss Helen Hunt"...
"I can't swim"...
At the end of it, lot of us prefered loneliness over getting abused. What's your choice?
Would you spend 30 years of your life in a prison for a crime you might not have commited or would you rather spend 4 years in an island all by yourself without any human contact?
A bunch of us discussed this pressing moral quagmire in an inebriated state. Each of us had a different take -
"No human contact vs. human contact of the unwanted kind"...
"De-humanizing loneliness or de-humanizing prison life"...
"4 years vs. 30 years"...
"I'll go crazy without human contact for 4 years!"...
"I don't want to get rear-ended!"...
"I would get to kiss Helen Hunt"...
"I can't swim"...
At the end of it, lot of us prefered loneliness over getting abused. What's your choice?
Thank you for smoking
Hilarious movie. Funny little trivia: Nobody is shown smoking in the whole movie.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
My Rob Gordon persona!
I was watching High Fidelity today, again, and hence...
All time top 5 item songs* in Tamil, criteria: hot item girl, amazing foot tapping music -
Pon meni urugudhe / Moondram pirai
Adi rakkama kaiya thattu / Thalabathi
Thaka thaya thaya / Uyire
Humma Humma / Bombay
I can't think of any for the fifth spot.
*Item song: A song that is not part of the narration and has a special dancer dancing with the Hero or by herself
All time top 5 item songs* in Tamil, criteria: hot item girl, amazing foot tapping music -
Pon meni urugudhe / Moondram pirai
Adi rakkama kaiya thattu / Thalabathi
Thaka thaya thaya / Uyire
Humma Humma / Bombay
I can't think of any for the fifth spot.
*Item song: A song that is not part of the narration and has a special dancer dancing with the Hero or by herself
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Feminism
The other day I heard a few of my female colleagues say that they don't get offended when somebody asks them "Oh, you work for an airline company! Are you a flight attendant?". Probably, "feminism" has become irrelevant to them or to where they are in life now.
I like women who don't wear their feminism on their sleeves. It makes them less intimidating.
I like women who don't wear their feminism on their sleeves. It makes them less intimidating.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
India Calls
வாசலில்: "கோவிந்தா! கோவிந்தா"
அப்பா: "டேய், லைன்ல இரு, வாசல்ல அவன கவனிச்சுட்டு வரேன்'
அம்மா:"இப்ப என்ன கோவிந்தா?" *வாசலில் இருப்பவனிடம்* "ஏம்பா, இன்னைக்கு புரட்டாசியும் இல்ல, சனிக்கிழமையும் இல்ல, இப்ப என்ன கோவிந்தா?"
அப்பா: "செர்த்தான் விடுமா, என்னதோ ஆன்மீக பிச்சை. உன் சாச்த்திரத்த என்மேல தினிக்கலாம், வாசல்ல போரவன விட்ரு!"
*அப்பா வாசலில் இருப்பவனுக்கு காணிக்கை போடுகிறார்்*
வாசலில்: "என்ன சாமி, வெரும் காசு போடுரீங்க? ஒரு கை அரிசியும் போடனும், அதுதான் முறை"
அப்பா: "உனக்கு என்ன பதினஞ்சு வயசிருக்குமா? நீயும் எனக்கு பாடம் சொல்ர? என் நிலமை அப்படி!"
*I ROFLMAO*
அப்பா: "டேய், லைன்ல இரு, வாசல்ல அவன கவனிச்சுட்டு வரேன்'
அம்மா:"இப்ப என்ன கோவிந்தா?" *வாசலில் இருப்பவனிடம்* "ஏம்பா, இன்னைக்கு புரட்டாசியும் இல்ல, சனிக்கிழமையும் இல்ல, இப்ப என்ன கோவிந்தா?"
அப்பா: "செர்த்தான் விடுமா, என்னதோ ஆன்மீக பிச்சை. உன் சாச்த்திரத்த என்மேல தினிக்கலாம், வாசல்ல போரவன விட்ரு!"
*அப்பா வாசலில் இருப்பவனுக்கு காணிக்கை போடுகிறார்்*
வாசலில்: "என்ன சாமி, வெரும் காசு போடுரீங்க? ஒரு கை அரிசியும் போடனும், அதுதான் முறை"
அப்பா: "உனக்கு என்ன பதினஞ்சு வயசிருக்குமா? நீயும் எனக்கு பாடம் சொல்ர? என் நிலமை அப்படி!"
*I ROFLMAO*
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