J.D. - Funniest man in sitcoms......after Seinfeld, ofcourse

J.D.: Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy!?

Turk: [close-up] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred, the Butler.

J.D.: [with English accent] Damn you...sir.

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