Hall of shame candidate

22:55 - Opening credits
23:10 - Song 1 - Hero solo
23:30 - Song 2 - Duet
23:50 - Song 3 - Patriotic
00:50 - Song 4 - Family
01:10 - Song 5 - Duet 2
01:45 - The end

You think of a plot and stretch it beyond the realm of plausibility. Then, develop the story from outside that realm, while making sure that logic or reason does not hinder the proceedings. The movie opens and ends with this: "To choose between right or wrong is simple, but what defines one's life is the decision between the greater of two goods or the lesser of two evils"

I should have stayed home.