I have no idea who said this, but its damn funny...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of time and energy. And what do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way, and then you'd live in an old-folks home. You'd get kicked out when you were too young. Then, you'd get a gold watch and go to work. You'd work forty years until you were young enough to enjoy it to the fullest, then you'd retire. You'd drink alcohol, party, and get ready for high school, and after high school, you'd go to grade school. Next, you'd become a kid; you'd play, have no responsibilities, and you'd become a little baby. You'd go back into the womb, where you'd spend your last nine months floating... Then you'd finish off as an orgasm. Now that is the way life oughta be!!!